If you couldn't tell, that title was to be sung. ;) Don't know if any of you listened to oldies when you were young...but I did... A LOT! So that oldie Devil or Angel came to mind when I was trying to think of a title to describe the blog that would divulge the secrets of my relationship with Flamin' Hot Cheetoes. (Especially the Limon ones.)
I freakin' love them!!
They are my absolute favorite junk food item. We can keep chocolate, or cookies in our house for weeks and I can not touch them...but a bag of Flamin' hots doesn't stand a chance. So, what is the problem if I love them so??? Well my shear lack of will power when I am in their presence has made me, and continues to make me a fat-a**! So, being that it is New Years Eve, and everyone is thinking about New Years resolutions, I have decided that I have to re-evaluate our torrid affair. While I can not even think about giving them up all together, I do have to turn our relationship from a nightly after hours hook-up into a more responsible adult relationship. Now, I am not saying that I will not miss our "hot" midnight booty calls, or dates (and by dates I mean me, the flamin' hots and a chick flick) I have to do better for me, and my family. So, sorry Flamin' Hots, but you and I need to be "on a break", oh and please don't feel bad....it's not you, it's me.
6 comments:
hahahaha! I wish you well redefining your relationship! ;)
That's a hard break-up! But you can do it! Just like soda, I don't buy them for the house. They are reserved for my splurges when we go down to St. George or when family visits us. It's more of a long-distance relationship. It's easier on my thighs :) Wish you were up here and we could motivate eash other!! Remember, be firm! He'll beg for you to take him back! :)
It's too bad you can't find the baked flaming hots here. They're out there somewhere. If I can go years with out much of them in NYC you can do it. Of course it's easier to resist when there's no where to buy them.
Oh we love them here too, however I don't love that they give you "hot bum" ha ha ha
Girl! You crack me up. How's the resolution going as of first quarter? :)
It is going better. It's a bi-monthly instead of nightly relationship. Now if the sickness would stay away (I had strep really bad) so I can get back to my daily 3 mile walks, I would be in much better shape. :)
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